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TGG Original T-Shirt
$19.99
My wife designed this shirt years ago and it never made it to the public — until now. “My wife says I’m rare, exotic and fun — just like my plants.”
- Printed to order — no warehouses, no waste
- Pick your size at checkout
- Ships anywhere in the US
Printed to order and shipped by our print partner — checkout opens in a new tab.
New designs
Three new shirts at $19.99 — real art traditions, printed to order.
Morris Longan Tee
$19.99
The longan gets the Arts & Crafts treatment. It’s my #1 fruit to grow in Phoenix — this one’s for the collectors always chasing the next cultivar.
Morris Pomegranate Tee
$19.99
Pomegranates laugh at 120°F, and this William Morris-inspired pattern is my tribute. One of the toughest, most rewarding fruits you can grow in the desert.
Ukiyo-e Longan Tee
$19.99
A longan branch rendered like a Japanese woodblock print. Celebrate the beauty and taste of my favorite fruit.
Printed to order and shipped by our print partner — checkout opens in a new tab. Heather Dust, Black, and Natural; pick your size at checkout.
More coming
Four designs out of the drawer so far. If there is a cultivar or catchphrase you want on a shirt, say so: